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Sunday 14th January

SPRINGHILL DADS v SECURICOR

    A big welcome back to Les - his knee was much better. No Robbie he was still recovering from Jon Elms' 40th birthday bash.
    Wot didn't you get an invite - you didn't miss much; the beer and wine flowing like beer and wine - Oh! and champers, tables groaning with yummy tucker, scintillating company - then a select group of Dads arrived, genuinely - music and dancing like you've never seen before.
    Paul Hanvey and Mark Shipside available for a Sunday match - just as well cos there were one or two cried off - must have been because it was so bitterly cold and howling a gale! Lucky there are the faithful (foolhardy) few. Because it was so bitter it was agreed to play with twelve a side just as well cos it was a big old pitch and Andy won't have to hang around as sub, now.

SPRINGHILL DADS
Les Maros
Paul Hanvey - Tony Pascoe - Brian Medway - Mark Shipside
Jason Furness - Andy Simpson - Dave Hedges - Jim Allen - John Frisby
Dave Smith - Mal Barton

    Well, much to Mal's amazement, he was instructed to go up front with Dave and was instructed to terrorize the opposition. I suppose the lads must have thought the defense would have an easier ride that way.
    Even more amazingly Ali Dia - Oops, sorry - Mal got into the box early doors and his powerful volley only just missed the top corner of the goal. That surprised a few.
    Following some enterprising build up - Jim, Dave, Jason and John combining, Oh and Andy (he was lurking somewhere) - Dave Smith laid the ball off to DAVE HEDGES who tried a hopeful shot from distance towards goal, the keeper made to scoop the ball comfortably into his arm but he didn't reckon with the power of the shot. He just couldn't handle it and it burst through his grip into the back of the net.
    Brian made some great show-stopping tackles pulling up the Securicor manager, Tony Crook in his tracks.
     Released by Andy (ran out of puff), Dave Hedges played the ball out to the right and Mal cleverly (acted) played a dummy to leave the ball carry out to John Frisby on the wing. John fired the ball over - low and hard (text book stuff) - leaving DAVE SMITH the relatively simple task of toe-poking it into the net.
    Les made some great saves to maintain the score until the break - one fantastic finger tip save over the bar.

Half Time
Securicor 0 - 2 Dads

    The Dads at half time, you should have seen them - talk about the cat that got the cream. I definitely saw Tony licking his whiskers. But to be fair they had played well and deserved to be in front.
    The Dads kicked off the second half full of confidence and quite pleased with themselves. But that didn't last long - they soon realized that they were playing a team much younger than themselves and they were still full of running.
    Some extended pressure from Securicor was rewarded with a corner. The ball was crossed into the area and a thumping header had the beating of Les.
    Some more great saves by Les kept the score sensible, a brave dive at the forwards feet and a nasty swerving shot turned around the post.
    
Early on in the second half Mal started to struggle (? - no comment, Ed) luckily Rob Frisby had come along for a laugh but ended playing. Rob certainly gave the Dads another dimension (some might say cruelly - a fourth) up front but the rest were pooped now and Rob was a bit of a lone ranger up there.
    With Les pulling out all the stops and Tony, Brian, Paul and Mark defending resolutely, they were reducing Securicor's chances. Then, out of the blue, a rocket. From 25 yards a loose ball was picked up by a midfielder and he hammered it into the top corner. No chance for Les.
    It wasn't all one way traffic and the Dads did manage some possession, Tony and Brian both managed to get forward. Jason amazingly got six shots off; two went over the fence, one went out for a throw-in, two hit the bodies in front of him, but one did hit the post - Jason's claiming that as a half-goal. That's what Jason told Scoop in the pub, anyway, Oh and he said that Andy was crap! But Steve Coppell, playing for Securicor, had the answer to all the Dads' flowery play by breaking through and for once managing to beat Les.
    A lovely little cameo towards the end saw Securicor manager, Tony Crook, trying to keep up with Dave Smith making one of his mazey runs but was left floundering and lost his dignity completely in the end by falling in a snotty heap.
    A ball over the top and a break-away by that nippy Securicor forward was doomed by the anxious off-side calls of the massed ranks of the red, faced Dads, stranded up-field.

FULL TIME
Securicor 3 - 2 DADS

Man of the Match

les maros

    Les Maros
For keeping the score sensible

REVENGE OF THE FOOTBALL WIDOWS

FOUL THREE

 :    He nurses the TV remote control as if his life depends upon it. Worse still, he is mesmerised by the results on teletext, switching from ITV to BBC to see who has the most recent match scores while you are trying to watch EastEnders. This is clearly an off-the-pitch equivalent of a LATE TACKLE.
     THE PUNISHMENT: Agree sweetly when he begs you to tape England versus Holland because he's at work . . . then, oh dear, you somehow record an hour and a half of a test pattern on an obscure cable channel instead.


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